Emmy Em

The Heartache Of Rallying Behind African Teams At Global Soccer Tournaments

I strongly recommend you also buy yourself an original set of fake nails to use during the nail-biting penalty shootouts. Otherwise, after those extremely tense 10 minutes of penalty kicks, you might be shocked to find that not only are there no nails left on your fingers, but there are no fingers either! You nibbled on them! All you have left is your palms. So, now you even look like a leper.

Monday, 18th June, 2018

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Satire

How Africa Could Snatch The World Cup!

Overall, I sense that there’s more faith in our great leaders teaming up to pull this off and bring that trophy home, than there is in our African soccer boys outclassing the rest of the world to deliver the $20m trophy.

Wednesday, 6th June, 2018

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People, Satire

Women Are From Venus!

Argue all you want to, but it’s general knowledge that every woman has got a minimum of two birthdays. Yet it’s only on one of those birthdays that you’re permitted to compute a plus-one to their age; and—wait for it!—you’ll still not know how old she is! Tell you what: it’s probably easier to discover the whereabouts of Cleopatra’s tomb than it is to establish a woman’s actual age!

Thursday, 8th March, 2018

2509

Why Earth's Second Moon Is a Bad Idea

Counterproductive Chaos: How Kirk's Passing Amplified His Voice

CHAN 2024: East Africa's Triumphant Defeat

Rust: When Fiction Became Reality

Razor Wire Vault: Kenya's Newest Olympic Sport

Slow and Furious: Navigating the New Traffic Rules

Uganda To Kash In On New FBI Chief

Red Frontier: The Quest to Colonize Mars

The Triumphs and Crises of 2024

The Return of the Don!

The Bargain Hunt at China Town Superstore

Uganda's Cheptegei for Speaker of Parliament!

When the Secret Service Got Sloppy!

UK's Sanctions on Uganda's Speaker: When the Iron Sheet Hit the Fan!

Kenya's Floods: Climate Change or Divine Judgement?

Dubai Floods: the Unplanned Underwater Adventure!

The Naked Truth About Hollywood!

What Next After Valentine's?

How to be like Justice Julia Sebutinde!

2024 In The Making.

Christmas Then and Now!

Uganda's Grasshopper Cult!

Joseph Sax: Music That Soothes The Soul.

Who Are The Remnant?

How NOT To Host The AFCON Soccer Tournament!

I Dumped My Barber!

The Legacy Of Rolex!

Modern Cannibalism: Hello, Nice To Eat You!

Uganda To World Bank: Our Bottoms Are Not Up For Grabs!

The Journey Of A Thousand Miles!

The DNA Paternity Test: To Do Or Not To Do?

Visiting The Ghosts Of The Titanic!

As a Martyr of Fact!

The Guitar Tunes That Went Silent

When The Bodyguard Puts His Master To Sleep!

The Expressway To The Afterlife!

Media Influencers Should A-spire to In-spire!

How Much Sheet Shall We Take?!

The Uncanny Perspective On The Collapse of Silicon Valley

Why The Chicken Crossed The Road!

The Legend Of Kenzo!

Tracing The Road To Hell!

Ugandans Need to Appreciate That God's Wisdom is Supreme

Happy Ending At The Massage Parlor!

Fare Thee Well Oulanyah!

Public Health Amendment Bill Absolutism May Be Resisted

The Cost Of Unhealthy Relationships!

Unshackle The Church!

Let's Meet At Shoprite!

Extreme Tourism In Your Backyard!

Boosting Uganda's Image Abroad

Kathleen Did a Noble Thing!

In Uganda We Run!

Covid-19 Lockdowns: Are We Beating The Air?

Mandatory Isolation For The Animals As Well

Which Way Will Politicians Choose?

Magufuli or Biden's Way: Global Leaders Have a Choice To Make

Archbishop Luwum Death, And Why Such History Keeps Visiting Us

Greater Love

Fresh Sounds From Zoe Melodies

Continued Relegation Of The Church Does Not Augur Well For Uganda's Future

After 2020, Can You Afford To Ignore God?

Rebecca's Sounds of Heaven Brings Freshness To Gospel Music Arena

Proposed SOPs For Religious Organizations Contradict Biblical Pattern

Coronavirus Draws Battle Line Between Science and Faith

Covid-19: Hope, Not Fear, Will Lead To Solution

The Fundamentals Of Kigali

Until We Meat Again, Goatie!

Church: Embrace The Supernatural Or Remain Irrelevant!

Time Travel

The Heartache Of Rallying Behind African Teams At Global Soccer Tournaments

How Africa Could Snatch The World Cup!

Women Are From Venus!

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