Emmy Em

Joseph Sax: Music That Soothes The Soul.

While attending class one day, he receives a phone call from Godfrey who asked him if he could make it to the Firebase studios later that night to record a tune for an ad that required a saxophone line. “When I got there, it wasn’t an ad. It was a song!” Joseph recounts. The song was called For better, For worse by Bobi Wine. Star struck, this was the day he met Bobi Wine for the first time.

Sunday, 12th November, 2023

9600

Mystery, People

Who Are The Remnant?

Guest

Ironically, the easiest thing to be in the world is you. The most difficult thing is to be what others want you to be. The resistance of the status quo for a Divine cause invariably constitutes you a Remnant.

Sunday, 29th October, 2023

2599

Opinion, Satire

How NOT To Host The AFCON Soccer Tournament!

The last time Kenya’s Harambee Stars appeared in the AFCON after so many years was in 2019. Except their stars didn’t shine bright enough for them to see beyond the group stages. Same for Tanzania–2019! On the other hand, Uganda’s national soccer team, The Cranes, don’t even know what the rest of you are talking about. Their last flight to those heights was way back in 1978!

Monday, 16th October, 2023

8654

People, Satire

I Dumped My Barber!

So far as I can tell, the sequence of events is that after your haircut, the barber dispatches you to a different station where you’re received by a lady who’ll be giving you the complimentary facial treatment. She’ll also be serving you a thorough massage to the head, neck, shoulders, plus your—uhm—see, right there is where this stuff gets a bit sticky!

Saturday, 30th September, 2023

18022

Cuisine, Satire

The Legacy Of Rolex!

The low-budget edition comes with an iconic smokey, rusty taste that is derived from the often sooty pan on which it’s prepared. The smoke rising from the charcoal stove delicately sips into the omelette and is a fundamentally vital ingredient that can’t be taken for granted, cos you’ll never find that distinctive flavor in the neatly-made rolexes.

Saturday, 16th September, 2023

11103

Opinion, Satire

Modern Cannibalism: Hello, Nice To Eat You!

Cannibalism in itself has existed since ancient times, but has predominantly been practiced as a spiritual ritual or in the desperate times of famine rather than as a socially acceptable lifestyle. So, technically, human meat has been lurking in the shadows until now when the idea of normalizing its consumption is subtly crawling to the forefront.

Monday, 28th August, 2023

8172

Satire

Uganda To World Bank: Our Bottoms Are Not Up For Grabs!

Postcolonial Africa has largely been the playground for the western world in the aspect of scrambling for, partitioning and exploitation of the continent’s vast natural resources at the expense of its citizens. With the emphatic arrival of the West’s nemeses, Russia and China, at the poker table, the landscape may have been altered for the better.

Sunday, 13th August, 2023

7170

People

The Journey Of A Thousand Miles!

My disposition towards the ladies effectively landed me in hot soup with some fellas for reasons best known to them. Possibly for jeopardizing their prospects! In those days, most students seemed far more familiar with the nuances of romantic relationships than my naive mind was. However, I now totally understand why I became the subject of numerous episodes of bullying in school.

Monday, 31st July, 2023

2071

Satire

The DNA Paternity Test: To Do Or Not To Do?

“There’s no way by any stretch of the imagination that this child could be mine!” he’s thinking. Joseph is terribly disappointed. Up until this point, he had all the confidence in the world that no other man but he had bagged 100% rights to bringing Mary’s virginity story to a climactic conclusion. Suddenly, all that is no more!

Saturday, 15th July, 2023

4567

Satire

Visiting The Ghosts Of The Titanic!

I have great confidence that, henceforth, there will be more billionaires joining Elon Musk in exploring the vastness of outer space than there will be that dare to even board their own super yachts, lest the ghosts of the Titanic invite them to dinner without warning!

Monday, 26th June, 2023

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CHAN 2024: East Africa's Triumphant Defeat

Rust: When Fiction Became Reality

Razor Wire Vault: Kenya's Newest Olympic Sport

Slow and Furious: Navigating the New Traffic Rules

Uganda To Kash In On New FBI Chief

Red Frontier: The Quest to Colonize Mars

The Triumphs and Crises of 2024

The Return of the Don!

The Bargain Hunt at China Town Superstore

Uganda's Cheptegei for Speaker of Parliament!

When the Secret Service Got Sloppy!

UK's Sanctions on Uganda's Speaker: When the Iron Sheet Hit the Fan!

Kenya's Floods: Climate Change or Divine Judgement?

Dubai Floods: the Unplanned Underwater Adventure!

The Naked Truth About Hollywood!

What Next After Valentine's?

How to be like Justice Julia Sebutinde!

2024 In The Making.

Christmas Then and Now!

Uganda's Grasshopper Cult!

Joseph Sax: Music That Soothes The Soul.

Who Are The Remnant?

How NOT To Host The AFCON Soccer Tournament!

I Dumped My Barber!

The Legacy Of Rolex!

Modern Cannibalism: Hello, Nice To Eat You!

Uganda To World Bank: Our Bottoms Are Not Up For Grabs!

The Journey Of A Thousand Miles!

The DNA Paternity Test: To Do Or Not To Do?

Visiting The Ghosts Of The Titanic!

As a Martyr of Fact!

The Guitar Tunes That Went Silent

When The Bodyguard Puts His Master To Sleep!

The Expressway To The Afterlife!

Media Influencers Should A-spire to In-spire!

How Much Sheet Shall We Take?!

The Uncanny Perspective On The Collapse of Silicon Valley

Why The Chicken Crossed The Road!

The Legend Of Kenzo!

Tracing The Road To Hell!

Ugandans Need to Appreciate That God's Wisdom is Supreme

Happy Ending At The Massage Parlor!

Fare Thee Well Oulanyah!

Public Health Amendment Bill Absolutism May Be Resisted

The Cost Of Unhealthy Relationships!

Unshackle The Church!

Let's Meet At Shoprite!

Extreme Tourism In Your Backyard!

Boosting Uganda's Image Abroad

Kathleen Did a Noble Thing!

In Uganda We Run!

Covid-19 Lockdowns: Are We Beating The Air?

Mandatory Isolation For The Animals As Well

Which Way Will Politicians Choose?

Magufuli or Biden's Way: Global Leaders Have a Choice To Make

Archbishop Luwum Death, And Why Such History Keeps Visiting Us

Greater Love

Fresh Sounds From Zoe Melodies

Continued Relegation Of The Church Does Not Augur Well For Uganda's Future

After 2020, Can You Afford To Ignore God?

Rebecca's Sounds of Heaven Brings Freshness To Gospel Music Arena

Proposed SOPs For Religious Organizations Contradict Biblical Pattern

Coronavirus Draws Battle Line Between Science and Faith

Covid-19: Hope, Not Fear, Will Lead To Solution

The Fundamentals Of Kigali

Until We Meat Again, Goatie!

Church: Embrace The Supernatural Or Remain Irrelevant!

Time Travel

The Heartache Of Rallying Behind African Teams At Global Soccer Tournaments

How Africa Could Snatch The World Cup!

Women Are From Venus!

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